Indeed, there are some things that the vast majority of men consider to be the markers of masculinity. Unfortunately, very often these things work the other way round and make them look pathetic or even ultimately ugly. Here’s my list of mistakes men make in order to be cool.
As for me, I don’t know a guy who looks better with mustache. Every time another male friend of mine decides to let his upper lip hair grow, I feel the urge to put a baseball cap with the sign ‘Johnson’s Trucks” on his head, and send him drive across the country with the 16 tons of cargo in his truck. Seriously, mustache makes even the most handsome guy look like a redneck or my 52 year old uncle Mike, which are actually pretty much the same things.